Well while out for a walk today, Daddy found a cellphone. Great news is Mommy took control of the situation as I knew tree men had recently been doing work at the house behind us.
Hence, I waited for the phone to ring a I carefully planned my course of action. First I told the man, I wanted a trillion dollars for the SAFE return of his cellphone. Just kidding of course I told him. I POLITELY asked him if I can have some of the trees he cut down as a reward. Clearly he thought I was joking (and he thought I was a little girl by the sound of my voice he said).....only then did he come to learn I was not either. (I gladly would have given him the phone back, had he some boring job). Anyway, I got Daddy out of the house and when he pulled up, BOOM got my reward below :-)
Well where is Daddy you ask, getting more wood from A DIFFERENT tree company. See when we were out for a walk, we discovered another neighbor (further away) cutting down trees. Well this tree company is notorious for KEEPING their wood, so I sent Daddy there, thinking he would be gone long enough for me to get my reward and hide it (?) and look at what he comes back with.
Daddy wins the prize hands down.